Bad Dope, Better Dope, and Parachutes!

What happens when, while you’re high on bad dope, you decide it would be a great idea to get in your car and drive in search of good dope? Well, you get what happened to one man recently.

Cops arrested a man, who’d admitted to being high on methamphetamine, and booked him into jail on several charges. The suspect told the officers he’d gotten high on bad dope, and he’d gone out to find some better drugs.The suspect’s drug-induced crime spree included stealing a semi-truck, crashing through fences, escaping from soldiers dropping from the sky, and nearly getting hit by an airplane before finally being captured by MPs.